Political gifts that actually say something. The National Memo Store makes merch for people who are done pretending politics doesn't matter — sharp, unmistakable pieces built for anyone who wants their gift to have a point of view. Below are pieces we'd love to see in your gift guide, with samples, high-res photos, and a tracked affiliate link available on request.
Bestseller
Make Lying Wrong Again Hat
$32
Our top-selling piece. A classic six-panel cap with a simple, unmissable message — for anyone who misses when a lie had a shelf life.
Election Season Pick
Vote Necklace
From $45
Wear your voice where it can't be ignored. A daily reminder that democracy only works when we show up — available in polished steel and gold finish.
Gift Bundle
The State of the Union — Candle Bundle
$85
Four candles, zero solutions. Everything you need to get through the news cycle, one scent at a time.
Gift Bundle
The Stages of Grief — Candle Bundle
$85
Politics doesn't move in a straight line, and neither does coping with it. Gets you through all five stages — well, four, because we ran out.
Keepsake
Mini United States Constitution
$38
Our nation's history fits neatly in the palm of your hand. A palm-sized, leather-bound 192-page edition of the complete United States Constitution.
Made to Order
Bill of Rights Silk Square Scarf
From $55
Dress up any outfit while supporting our most cherished rights. A luxurious silk square scarf, made to order.
Available on request: physical samples for review, high-res photography, and a tracked affiliate link.
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