You've doomscrolled. You've muted seventeen group chats. You've said "I just can't watch the news anymore" and then watched the news anymore. It's time for an intervention, and this candle is it.
We paired White Sage and Lavender — nature's two most "please calm down" scents — because if any household needs a spiritual cleansing, it's one that's been through a primary season. Light it during debates. Light it during recounts. Light it during that one uncle's Thanksgiving monologue. At 50–60 hours of burn time, it might actually outlast the punditry.
The responsible-adult details:
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100% natural soy wax from US-grown soybeans
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Premium American-made fragrance
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Lead & zinc-free cotton eco wick for a clean, even burn
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Handcrafted in New England, USA
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7.5 oz of pure, nonpartisan tranquility
Side effects may include: lowered blood pressure, a strangely pleasant living room, and the fleeting belief that democracy smells like lavender.
